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Monica Hayworth

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in Uncategorized · October 12, 2014

10 Ways to survive a Zombie Apocalypse

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As you all know, The Walking Dead airs today, on my birthday (what
up ::throws hands up::).  Now, I never
wanted to be part of this Walking Dead mania, however after a long day I hopped
onto Netflix when the first season was available I decided to give it a shot
because I watched everything else.  Well,
after about 3 episodes I was hooked.  For
the next few days I only got up to go to the bathroom and get coffee and that
is quite embarrassing to say but now I’m addicted.  I’ve also gotten my mom addicted.  Leading up to today I’ve heard my mom say “when do your
zombies come back?” my response was, “on my birthday ma.”

In honor of the Walking Dead I want to list 10 ways to
survive a Zombie Apocalypse.

1.  Always go for the head. 
Pretty much make sure you never try to kill a zombie anywhere but the head.
2.  Make sure your hygiene is questionable.  You would just look awkward if you were clean.
3.  This brings me to number 3.  #nomakeup #iwokeuplykedis get used to it ladies.
4.  Cut zombie mouths and arms off and make them your pets, they
will cover your scent.
5.  Get on that #fitspo trend.
6.  Use sharp objects rather than guns or any weapon that makes
a noise.
7.  Zombies can break through anything, somehow.
8.  Get a 4WD vehicle, better yet just get a military tank.
9.  Don’t break any bones.

10. Last but not least, it’s just the most obvious, don’t get
bit.

Now, let’s go watch some zombies!

   
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  1. Suzy Marie says

    October 12, 2014 at 4:00 pm

    I love Walking Dead. You get it a day before we do in the UK (no fair haha) but I'm super excited. I was ever so slightly disappointed with the last series so I hope it returns with a vengeance. Happy birthday and happy viewing!! 🙂

    • Monica Siembieda says

      October 13, 2014 at 4:32 pm

      I'm not going to spoil anything for you since you can watch it today but it was definitely a pretty good season premiere!

  2. D&D says

    October 13, 2014 at 1:48 am

    Ha ha! This is so funny and totally appropriate for Halloween month.
    Dresses & Denim

    • Monica Siembieda says

      October 13, 2014 at 4:32 pm

      Thank you! 🙂

  3. Idu Emeziem says

    October 15, 2014 at 4:26 am

    Happy Birthday! Sounds like you had fun, :)… http://fashionablyidu.blogspot.com/

    • Monica Siembieda says

      October 15, 2014 at 4:07 pm

      Thank you!

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